1) Bear Biologist and Paperfolder - Mad skills!
2) Bride Kidnapping Expert - It's always the quiet ones
3) P... P... P... Pick up a - Penguinologist?
4) In Charge of the Big Door - The big door that leads to God?
5) A Cunning Linguist - no comment
6) Creative Director and Chief of the Unicorn Division - More wild skills
7) Shredded Cheese Authority - epic board meetings!
8) MILF commander - maybe related no. 5
9) Head of Potatoes - the dude below might be after this title
10) Cat Behaviour Consultant - Never judge a book by it's cover